A few weeks ago my brother-in-law (my sister's husband), Jacques, wrote the following on his Facebook status:
"Who the heck deep fries liver? No, but seriously, who does that? Really now. Apalled."
My sister said "Not me"
And I wrote "I would! Deep fried chicken livers? Sounds tempting."
And Jacques said "Figures, what else could be expected from a barefoot kitchen witch."
And with those words, the gauntlet was thrown down.